Growth agency Consumer brands San Clemente, CA
Paid media, ecommerce, lifecycle, SEO, sites and the custom software most agencies can't ship. One senior team, every lever, pointed at your bottom line.
[ we work with ]
Brands in home & interiorsapparelfood & drinkbeautyoutdoor & sporthardgoodsexperiences
If it sells to a person, we know how to grow it. The category changes; the discipline doesn't.
Brands we're building right now
Not ones we borrowed a logo from
/ selected metrics
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+193%
Revenue growth
Ritte, since partnership
02
+50%
Online revenue
Attaquer, year over year
03
54%
Repeat customer rate
Kogel, about 2x the ecommerce norm
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0
Clients lost
Since the day we started
[ why we exist ]
Most agencies lack transparency and sell you one specialty without ever considering the marketing mix. So we built AvocadoBlvd.
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We have a stellar reputation with our clients. So much so that we've never lost one.
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Not what comes easy, and not what quietly bills the most hours.
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Every number, every decision, every dollar. There's no questioning what we're about.
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We're wise enough to know it, which is why we test instead of assert.
Most brands are held together by three freelancers, two siloed agencies and one burned-out in-house marketer, each optimising a slice nobody owns end to end. We built the opposite of that.
Meta, Google, TikTok, retail media
Performance and brand campaigns built and bought by operators who run their own P&Ls. Judged against a margin-true breakeven we derive from your actual cost of goods and landed shipping, not against a ROAS number the platform gives itself.
Shopify, Shopify Plus, headless
Conversion-tuned storefronts, multi-market and multi-currency when you sell across borders, headless when it earns its keep, and tracking that survives an audit.
Klaviyo, Attentive, Mailchimp
Lifecycle programs that compound. Flows, campaigns, segmentation, and creative built around the calendar your customers actually buy on.
Technical, category, editorial
Category architecture, technical remediation, and the editorial that earns the click. We go after demand you can actually fill from the catalog you already own.
Custom apps, portals, integrations
The software a growing brand needs that no theme or plugin ships with. Dealer portals, wishlists, bundle builders, POS-to-storefront syncs, and edge workers. We write it ourselves.
Fractional CMO, on demand
Weekly working sessions, quarterly planning, brand architecture, and the unglamorous operational work that pays for everything else.
Urban Road Art & homewares
100k+
Monthly searches opened up
Ritte Bikes
+193%
Revenue growth
Attaquer Apparel
+50%
Online revenue
Platform ROAS is a score the platform awards itself. Before we spend a dollar for you, we derive the number that dollar has to beat.
1.50
The breakeven they were bidding against.
Taken from gross margin, the way most accounts are run.
2.71
The breakeven we measured.
Contribution margin after real cost of goods, freight and made-to-order production.
100%
Catalog cost coverage.
Unit cost on every active variant, so the number is derived, not guessed.
Every campaign sitting between those two numbers was losing money while reporting a win. We found it, said so, and moved the budget to what actually acquires customers. If your ads aren't working, you'll hear it from us first.
That's what "operating in plain sight" costs us, and it's the whole reason clients stay.
We're operators who write code. Nothing gets outsourced and nothing waits a quarter. We've automated our own back office too, so retainer hours go into strategy and building instead of copying numbers into slides.
Dealer and wholesale portals, wishlists, size guides, mix-and-match bundle builders, POS-to-storefront syncs, and forms that run at the edge. The software a growing store needs that no theme or plugin ships with.
Every platform piped into one automated read of contribution profit that refreshes on its own. Not a vanity dashboard. The number that decides where the next dollar goes.
Pipelines that turn one shoot into a hundred on-brand cuts, generate ad creative at catalog scale, and read raw data back in plain English. More output per retainer hour, not more corners cut.
Whatever it takes
We put our own time and money into products in the categories we serve. It keeps us sharp, and it's why we plan like owners. Because we are.
Turns a product catalog into ad-ready creative at scale, so brands stop choosing between volume and looking good.
Post-purchase surveys and zero-party data for Shopify brands, so they finally know where customers actually come from.
Keeps point-of-sale and ecommerce in agreement for retailers running both.
A peer-to-peer marketplace for renting the high-value gear you only use a few weekends a year.
A fifth of our week goes into our own brands.
That's the tuition. It's why the advice we give you is the advice we're already taking.
No mystery and no drawn-out sales cycle. Here's the whole thing, from the first email to the weekly rhythm.
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Where the business is, where you want it in twelve months, and what's in the way. A few paragraphs is plenty.
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The levers we'd pull and the order we'd pull them in, priced against what they should return. A real plan, not a pitch deck.
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Paid, lifecycle, site, search, creative and the custom builds, all under one roof and one invoice.
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Report on real profit, move fast on what's working, plan the next quarter together. Flat retainer, no change orders.
[ say hello ]
Send your goals, your margins, and where you want the brand in twelve months. You'll get a plan back, not a pitch deck.
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